Why Heineken is better than Guiness

Paul Warren's picture

The main reason as far as I'm concerned is Heineken goes down better. I can drink a case of Heineken on a good day while, even if very thirsty, I can only manage a few of those evil dark beers.

Heineken is also the drink of chioce for many gigging metal bassists. What more can I say. LOL

Hazz's picture

Good point but gigging metal

Good point but gigging metal bassists are not the brightest of the bunch.
Also, Hiny-ken is just a more flavorful El Sol where as Guinness has much more body AND flavor And better head.

Hazz

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Dave Magaro's picture

I believe it is BECAUSE of

I believe it is BECAUSE of the Heineken that they are not the brightest of the bunch...LOL!

Dave

Hazz's picture

Is that knowledge from

Is that knowledge from personal experience?

Hazz

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BoH's picture

I think head is good... Did

I think head is good...

Did I say that out loud??

BoH

Ann's picture

Does it give better head or

Does it give better head or just have better head?

This is the kind of stuff that's in MY head most of the day. Welcome to Ann's head.

-Ann-

Dave Magaro's picture

I LIKE Ann's head! : ) Dave

I LIKE Ann's head!

: )

Dave

Northernbuck's picture

Shockin!

; )

Hazz's picture

Re: Does it give better head or

Ann wrote:

Does it give better head or just have better head?

This is the kind of stuff that's in MY head most of the day. Welcome to Ann's head.

-Ann-

Sounds like you and Dave need to get together. ;^D

To answer your question, it always has better head and depending on who is drinking it then it may provoke the other. ;^D

Hazz

Dave Magaro's picture

HEAR HEAR....WOOOO

HEAR HEAR....WOOOO HOOOOO.... AMEN!!!! You are PREACHING to the choir. I am going to knock back a few tonight at band practice! Nothing like tossing a few back with the boys and throwing out some good tunes. That reminds me.... I have to stop and get a case on my way! Can't be running out! That just makes for a bad practice!

: )

Dave

Hazz's picture

Why not get a keg? Then you

Why not get a keg? Then you could have it on tap. ;^D

Hazz

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Ann's picture

You can't have band practice

You can't have band practice with no beer. It's just wrong and it's poor etiquette.

-Ann-

Dave Magaro's picture

Re: You can't have band practice

Ann wrote:

You can't have band practice with no beer. It's just wrong and it's poor etiquette.

-Ann-

.... and we are ALL here well aware that I REFUSE to practice poor etiquette....hehehehe!

I never go to practice without Heineken, unless I know that the fridge has enough to last the night!

: )

Dave

wheat's picture

I prefer Heineken. I prefer

I prefer Heineken. I prefer pilseners and in general. I've been hooked on Yuengling lager lately, too.

Wheat

Hazz's picture

Whats kinda funny and I like

Whats kinda funny and I like to THINK we had a part in it, my wife only likes Smithwicks ever since she was in Ireland so a few years ago I bombarded the good folks at Guinness to see if we could get some. They said no because Bass was in the stores and they would compete to much with each other. Well a few weeks after my last chat with them Smithwicks started showing up in all the stores around here and has been here since.

Hazz

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aussiebassman's picture

Guinness Draft 4.20% ABV, Heineken 5.00% ABV

Guinness Draft 4.20% ABV, Heineken 5.00% ABV. If you want to get drunk...........

Paul Warren's picture

Excellent point Geoff.

Excellent point Geoff. hahahaha

Dave Magaro's picture

I NEVER set out to get

I NEVER set out to get drunk.... somehow that just happens....hehehe!

; )

Dave

Makin me thirsty

Makin me thirsty

Brian Sharpe's picture

Boys, boys.....you're all

Boys, boys.....you're all (except maybe Bo) missing the point.

Drinking beer is NOT like getting married. Heineken does not get jealous if you look at Guiness or any of the other vast array of golden nectars available. Heineken one day, DAB the next, Guiness on Wednesday.....the choice is yours, guilt (and lawyer) free! LOL

B #

What if your wife is the

What if your wife is the Lawyer? Hahahahahahahahahah, that reminds me of a really enoying song video I sore, I'll see if I can find it, trust me it's bad.

Paul Warren's picture

LOL! Good point Brian. In

LOL! Good point Brian. In Canada , most beer is made under licence by Labbatt or Molson anyway. So it's all basically the same. But I just had to stir the pot. hahahaha

Dave Magaro's picture

LMAO! I'm married to

LMAO! I'm married to Heineken, and just can't cheat B#! But, you make SUCH a good point! But, the wife has just been SO good to me...LOL!

: )

Dave

Brian Sharpe's picture

She's a keeper....

She's a keeper. If she's satisfying you every day and you're just as excited as you were when you first met then it's a match made in heaven! LOL

B #

Ann's picture

Here's a good beer to

Here's a good beer to try:
Leinenkugels Honey Wheat

I can get it at my usual bars. Only problem is if you have more that two of these you get the worst headache the next day. But it's worth the risk. It tastes like blueberries. Despite the fruity taste, even the non-fruity boys like it.

-Ann-

Brian Sharpe's picture

This is real beer......

This is real beer, can't find it outside of Germany (the beauty is made is Dusseldorf) as it doesn't travel well . I haven't tasted one of these for more than 30 years..........time for a road trip!

B #

Paul Warren's picture

Damn, now I'm thirsty.

Damn, now I'm thirsty.

Hazz's picture

That sure does look tasty

That sure does look tasty B#.

Hazz

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Spiky1's picture

Best Beer

Best beer I ever tried was a Bavarian Dark Ale that cost about $15 a pint. Jeeeeez it was nice.

I like Heineken, never tryed

I like Heineken, never tryed Guiness.
Got to be better that what grew up on, see below, it tast like muddy sewage water from the back streets of some third world country.

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I'd rate Waikato on a parr

I'd rate Waikato on a parr with this slush
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Mo

Hazz's picture

I would rate that more like

I would rate that more like "yellow slush".

Hazz

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Hey Mo, where are you

Hey Mo, where are you stayin?

I'm from Hamilton, Waikato.

J

Re: Hey Mo, where are you

jaymie77 wrote:

Hey Mo, where are you stayin?

I'm JAFA - Three Kings

I'll be in Hamilton end of this week to deliver some cabs and attend the sentencing hearing of the guy who killed my sister

Mo

Ahh cool, from Aulks ehh? Go

Ahh cool, from Aulks ehh? Go you JAFA!!! I'm flying there in July to see Bledisloe, can't wait, hope we(NZ)win.

Sad about your sister, man that sucks, hope he goes to jail for a long time.

Are you taking some Cabs to a music shop or something like that, if so what one?

Jay

Cabs are for a band PA - 4

Cabs are for a band PA - 4 DR250's DeltaliteII 2510 Loaded.

The guy already has BFD Tuba subs so these will sound killer crossed over at 100Hz.

Once the bassist hooks the sub/Dr250 up he'll be wanting a set too.

Mo

Yep! that should do the

Yep! that should do the Job.

I miss Ham, but there's not allot to do there, very musical though, some good player from there.

Hey Mo, do know a bass player who was from Aulks called Max Stowers? some people say that he's the best bass player in the southern hemisphere.

Jay

No, I do not know him, but I

No, I do not know him, but I have heard a little about him.

The (ex) Auck bassist that really impressed me way back was a guy called Billy Christian. He's still around but living up North.

Oh, another one comes to mind - Junior Fitz

Mo

Yea I've herd of Billy, not

Yea I've herd of Billy, not sure about Fitz, I think someone ask me him before.

Max is living in the Gold coast(cold toast) Auz, and I had lessons with him for a while, man he's mother trucker on the bass I tell you, he use to play with Billy T James back it the day.
Unfortuitly Max and I don't get along to well anymore, long story but he's a putz when it come to money, he still owes me $$.

Anyway, enough about my probs.

J

aussiebassman's picture

Foster's- its Canadian for water( Sorry Paul & B1)

Total Slush I agree. Especially when the stuff here is made under license north of the border.

This stuff is much better.

Is this beer for

Is this beer for real?
sounds like a beer made by AC/DC or something :D

Ann's picture

You got to admit...Fosters

You got to admit...Fosters will get the job done.

-Ann-

Spiky1's picture

Aussie Beer

There is a tradition of making vile, undrinkable beer in Australia.

The large commercial breweries here produce a revolting substance that closely resembles the urine of a syphilitic He-Goat. The most repugnant (and therefore most popular) Australian beer is a nightmarishly vomit inducing swill that goes by the name of Victoria Bitter.

Hazz's picture

The oerfect beer for Dave and AC

While rearranging the shop today I found my last bottle of the good stuff (not really but the labels are cool) A friend of mine gave me a case of it because he designed the labels for it and had a shyte load around the house.

So for those of you that can not get enough women or booze here ya go

Hazz

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Dave Magaro's picture

Now that looks tasty! ;

Now that looks tasty!

; )

Dave

Hazz's picture

I thought you might like

I thought you might like that beer. ;)

Hazz

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Northernbuck's picture

This Weekend

So I've been trying beers from around the world. Our liquor store allows you to buy one beer at a time. Last weekend was:

Guinness
Bass
Faxe Dark
Hoegaarden
Holsten Festbock
Erdinger

This weekend:
3x Bass
Heineken
Wells I.P.A.
Kilkenny

Hazz's picture

Re: This Weekend

Northernbuck wrote:

So I've been trying beers from around the world. Our liquor store allows you to buy one beer at a time. . .

I think that would be worse then places like Utah where you can not by alcohol on Sunday, at least you can stock up on Saturday so you do not run out. Also, in your case (all though you can not get a case ;D), when people have parties I guess it would always be BYOB and even then unless you are saving up you would only have one drink for the entire night.

Can you buy more then one at the pub?

Hazz

Northernbuck's picture

Clarification

You can buy as many as you would like at one time. I guess what I meant was that I bought a six pack with six different kinds of imported beer to try. I could buy a pallet of Tui for $6000.00 cdn if I wanted! Also, here in Manitoba we can buy beer from the beer vendor, pre=chilled and ready for consumption. Beer here comes in cans or bottles, 6, 12, 18 or 24 in a case.

Hazz's picture

I thought there may be a

I thought there may be a miscommunication there. Haha!

Hazz

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As Ebenezer Scrooge once said....

Bah! Humbug!

Overproof Captain Morgan Rum is what real men drink!

but when the rum's run out, Hahns Ice is a nice beer

lol
dags

Paul Warren's picture

I can't say there's anything

I can't say there's anything wrong with CAptain Morgans! I've had a few myself over the years. hahaha

Actually, I'm not a fan of the spiced stuff but if she's serving I can make an exception.....

Hazz's picture

Perhaps it is just me but I

Perhaps it is just me but I haver a problem with their saying "Do you have a Little Captain in You?"

Hazz

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Ann's picture

I know what you mean. It

I know what you mean. It sounds like an invitation for the Captain to violate you in ways you don't want.

Which I guess happens anyway when you drink to much rum. You feel very violated the next day.

-Ann-

Northernbuck's picture

Now that you mention it.....

I like Appleton's Spiced Rum, Crown Royal Rye (whiskey), Absolut vodka.....hmmmm I don't think I met a drink that I didn't like (except a boilermaker made with a Labbat 50 and tequila). ; )

Hazz's picture

It might be super expensive

It might be super expensive but you should try Gamaeldansk. It is a Danish liqueur that will get you flyin' pretty good. If ya stick it in the freezer it looses ALL of it flavor and you can not taste it so do not start knockin' the shots back or you will regret it. ;)

Hazz

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Brian Sharpe's picture

Dags, I'd always thought of

Dags, I'd always thought of you as a

drinker but Captain Morgan will do in a pinch.

Lately my wife has taken a shine to

neat, on ice.

B #

Spiky1's picture

Fiery

Long ago I was drinking shots of Frigate OP rum with some band-mates, for some reason we were lighting the rum up before downing them. I forgot to blow my 4th or 5th one out and spilt it all over one half of my face which caught fire.

It left me beardless and pink on half my face for a week or two.

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Dave M's dream girl

Hey Dave, is this what you be drooling over every night?

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Dave Magaro's picture

mmmmmmm... Heineken mini keg.

YES!!!

I'm thirsty just looking at it!! Those things are great!

Dave

Mug!

My favorite brew is Mug Rootbeer. I'm alot of fun to party with!

Hazz's picture

Great stuff there Pete but

Great stuff there Pete but the one I liked a bit better was Sassafras. I forgot who made it but it was brewed just like they did during prohibition and it had a good kick but smooth. MMMMMMMM.

Hazz

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GRhodus's picture

my favorite root beer is....

Barq's Root Beer for big name brand but there is a good foods co-op here that sells some premiu, all natural root beers that are FANTASTIC...BUT DAMN EXPENSIVE...

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I love Heineken...

I don't drink but my woman does. We go out, she drinks the Heiney, we go home I get the heiney !!!!

Spiky1's picture

BLASPHEMER!!!

Guinness is the nectar of the gods, Heinekin is merely brown water in comparison.

Dave Magaro's picture

Must be pretty unfriendly

Must be pretty unfriendly Gods you worship.

Dave

Let the irishman sort this out

First off, if you're drinking your Guiness chilled, well you are just WRONG! Guiness goes down much easier when room temperature, lest ya live in the tropics, then chill it. It has more flavor, is more filling, and will give you the greatest case of the heads, which doesn't matter cause you are going to drink again to clear it up. Guiness is so good, it kept us from taking over the world ( and we could have too!). Now take your very nice german beer and chase it with a manly beer......GUINESS! btw the reason its harsh when you drink it cold is because IT'S MEANT TO BE DRUNK AT 68 DEGREES, YA PANSIES. Thank you and I love each and everyone of ya.

Paul Warren's picture

Warm beer....... Yech! :^}

Warm beer....... Yech!

:^}

heh. Any other beer, I

heh. Any other beer, I would agree, but Guiness extra stout. It just works. LOL.

This big man has an axe to grind....er bass axe, but axe none the less.

wheat's picture

Being a yank, I've never

Being a yank, I've never gotten used to the warm beer thing, which is perhaps why I've never been much for beers that are meant to be consumed that way and stick with wussy lagers and pilsners and leave the "real" beers to others. :)

The fact that I can't remember what type of beer I drank the last time I drank a beer clearly indicates that I need to drink more beer. There's actually some Guiness in the fridge (a gift from some friends), but I haven't had one yet. I might have to hit the grocery store and pick up a six of Shiner Bock. I've been on a Shiner Bock kick of late.

Wheat

Try this

Well we all can't be irish, so nobody's perfect. Lawl. you might want to try this. My favorite beer is called a black and tan. for this you will need a guiness extra stout (draght can prefered) and a bass ale. pour the bass ale in a pilsner glass first, then pouring over a spoon slowly and with the rounded side up, pour the guiness. if done correctly, the guiness should float on top of the bass. thus producing a two stage beer. this should be frosty cold. drink until you cant see anymore, or until you pass out, which ever happens first. this is also a great bartending gag for friends, you might even impress them. have fun.:)

This big man has an axe to grind....er bass axe, but axe none the less.

Hazz's picture

For the most part I drink my

For the most part I drink my Guinness at room temp when possible but SoCal does not get cool enough to do so during the spring, summer and fall and a lot of times not even during the winter.

Just an FYI
Also, the Guinness in the US is brewed differently then what you find in Ireland, here in the states it is supposed to be tossed in the fridge because the Guinness Brewing Co. KNOWS that most Americans like their brews chilled a lot so the beer is brewed differently to accommodate that.

Well, that is what I was told by my wife who lived in Ireland and by someone at Guinness (I'll have to find the email she sent me). Also, if you look on the label it states, "Serve Extra Cold". Seeing as the avg temp in Ireland is what, 9 to 11C (48.2f to 51.8f) that could be taken as "extra cold" by a lot of people in the US.

By the way, welcome to the site.

Hazz

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Dave Magaro's picture

I don't drink German beer

I don't drink German beer Heineken is brewed in Holand. Screw warm beer! I've tried it and I am not a fan of it! Nothing more tasty in this world on a hot summer day than pulling a Heineken out of an iced up cooler in my eyes!

Dave